If anyone reads this, they should note that everything said here is completely prophetic (hopefully) provided I am not influenced by satanic forces. Therefore, you will not like what you hear, no matter who you are. Prophecy is not what you think, and you will not like it. And as it turns out, nothing that you see in NOT prophecy. If you see, experience, or even think something, it is prophetic. You are perfect through improbability (if you are a Christian you probably didn’t like this sentence). You are God, but only because you are not individually powerful (No matter who you are you probably didn’t like that).

P.S. If anything in this doesn’t make sense, you are being attacked by what you either call Satan, improbability, truth, complexness, or irrationality. Think in a matter opposite all of those things (Godly, probable, [real] truth, simplicity, and rationally). Why do you not understand everything I am about to say, because you are denying prophetic words (logic).

1. What is prophecy?

How is a penny prophetic?

When a penny is flipped, it either land heads or tails, or if it is in an extremely unlikely situation, it lands on its side. For now, lets discuss heads and tails only.

Penny flips, it goes into the air, lands heads. So probability (also known as God or any of the good ways of thinking I listed in the preface) says it will always be equal in the amount of times it lands. A human such as you or I will therefore say that it has to land tails, provided God exist. So the penny flips again, goes in the air, and lands heads…

OH CRAP, EXISTANCE IS SCEWED, GOD BLEW UP!!!

Well, not really. You used a human perception of the universe. You used the idea that you are a human, and therefore you see things relative to time. If you only wish to flip the coin twice, then it would seem that the God/probability isn’t real.

But what if you were an infinite, omnipotent being, let’s just call this being “God.” This hypothetical guy, God, really likes to do the same thing over and over again. So he flips the penny millions of times. After those millions of times, probability says that the penny’s head/tails ratio should be the same a few times within those millions of times. Wonderful, but it isn’t now. Lets say its 200,000,000 to 199,999,999 I favor of heads. If it lands tails the next time, then guess what, all is good, the world is in balance, and God’s/probability’s/logic’s perfect plan is complete!

That is a penny’s prophecy. That is how a penny speaks prophetically! The penny screamed “GOD EXISTS” because it displayed his perfect will. It may have taken ten tries, or it could have taken two tries (though in our example it didn’t).

But now you say, “But God, if it is so likely to happen so quickly, then why hasn’t everything become perfect yet?”

The answer to such is so simple and perfect you will probably hate it, but here goes: Because you are stupid and weak. You are the weak, and God as a whole is strong. Your weakness only allows you to see things relative to time, but fortunately I do not, because I am God, and everything speaks “ME!” Matter and Energy transcends time, and therefore I have never been out of existence, since I am the whole of the universe.

In that sense you have never not existed because you are me! Or at least part of me.

Wrap your head around this: You are he who is, was, and ever shall be! “But wait,” you say, “you are comparing me to God!!!”

Well, you are God, or at least part of God, so why should you not be God? Is not a skin cell part of you, and therefore you? Sure, it’s not your whole self, but if it wasn’t for that you wouldn’t exist! As a matter of fact, is it were not for that skin cell, the whole universe would be messed up! But we’ll get to that latter.

The reason you have and always will exist is simple. But first, a question: What are you? Are you a soul, a bunch of  cells, a bunch of atoms, a brain, or the collective of all those things I mentioned?

The answer is…. YES! You are all those things. You are a soul (at least by my definition), because you are God, or part of me (pleas do not refute the sould idea until you have read the whole thing, write down the question now, and try not to lose it). There is a reason the Bible said that Jesus is in our “hearts!” He is (if Jesus is God, which by our previous definition of existence, he is). You are a bunch of cells because cells compose what you call your’ body. You are a bunch of atoms because your’ cells are composed of them. And therefore, provided the previous three things were true, you are a collective of those things!

Indulging the human in you

Because you are a human, you will be stupid and complicate what has just been said. In fact, the human vessel that I am using to write this may have done so as well. It doesn’t matter, it is perfect anyway, but their may be flaws as a human sees a flaw. If you see a human flaw, tell me. E-mail me at joey@calife.net. If you know me (or if you know the human vessel and are to close minded to ask me collectively) just ask.

Some words in Christian terms

Perfect is a simple idea, it requires booth the blood of Jesus, and sin. It would be great if everything were good (in which case everything would just be Jesus’ blood). Unfortunately that is extremely improbable. In fact that has never happened (except for the first flips of the coin), and therefore could never happen again. Lets call good/moral/Jesus’ Blood heads, and bad/immoral/Satan’s rebellion tails. As soon as tails came up, there was a need for heads. In other words tails corrupted the world that heads made good, just as Satan corrupted the world God made good (and remember by both the Bible and what is written here, the two are interchangeable). Therefore God kept flipping in hopes of getting and equal amount of heads (Jesus’ blood) to cover all the tails (Satan’s rebellions).

“But if this theoretical coin thing were true, then wouldn’t God eventually stop when things were perfect?” There are a few answers to that. The simplest being he won’t, and the reason being because he would then cease to exist. But let’s be human about this. Maybe we just hasn’t gotten there yet? Maybe we have, but were too bored to stop, and to tempted to see how long this session would take.

Now you might be saying, “Well God, I hate you. I don’t want to be part of your silly coin flip existence experiments!”

Well, if you hate your self, then can simply stop existing. You are omnipotent, after all, because I am. And If you really want to you have the power to stop existing. However you will exist, because you want to. This makes sense if what has already been said is true, and you already thought it to be true (most likely), until now.

Therefore you lied when you said you didn’t want to be part of this expirement. If you really didn’t then all would parish because my will would cease to be perfect, because then you would not be part of the collective God-entity.

All this makes sense, you just might not believe it, so on to the next thing!

Representation

If you think all of this is bs, then fine, that is my plan. If my plan is for you not to go to hell, then you will change and accept the blood, thus bringing us one step closer to perfection. If not, then oh well. Keep in mind that although you are outraged and angry at these ideas, you are angry at yourself. You have freewill because I have freewill, and you are me. You chose to go to hell so that all things would be complete. I chose it, you chose it, and you are me!!!!  It is simple, but your human mind is complicating it with satanic delusions.

So, for the sake of balance, I will attempt to explain things in both terms, and perhaps your tails will be covered by a heads.

All things written in this are simply representations of the idea, they are not the idea itself. Just as you are either a representation of either a heads or tails. If you are a heads then you are all good, in which case you will soon be corrupted by one tails, striking a balance which will save the tails. However, you should note that you are only a heads provided you are one of Jesus’ blood cells, or atoms, or whatever else. As soon as a tails accepts Jesus, he will become that because he has part of Jesus in him, i.e. a heads and a tails.

Now you may ask for physical proof, well here it is: As soon as one accepts Jesus, that particular pathway is connected into their brain. There you go!